Tuesday, July 22, 2008

For Immediate Release

The Ministry of Tourism of the Republic of Turonistan is proud to announce that the One-Thousandth Visitor to Turonistan has recently been welcomed.

The lucky winner will receive a free Carp-Pedicure at the Bishkek Spa and Resort.

Congratulations!


Contact:
Turk Turon, Minister of Tourism
17, Oloryannaya
Bishkek, Turonistan
at

2 comments:

  1. phlegmfataleJuly 25, 2008 at 9:02 AM

    I wish it were me!
    But I'd want the fishy-nibble foot love.

    Meh.

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  2. BunnymanJuly 31, 2008 at 10:45 AM

    I take it the Kyrgyzstan incursion was successful, then. Congratulations on your military adventurism!

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