Wayne LaPierre to David Gregory:
“We're in the District of Columbia right now, and possession of that magazine is illegal, even if it's not loaded. Even if it's not connected to a gun. It's still illegal. But you won't be charged, and do you know why? It's because you're white. If Ice-T was holding that magazine, he would be in jail before this program was off the air.”
- I made that up, but wouldn't it be great if life were really like that?
ETA: I just realized that Matt G had a similar thought before I did. Hell, I'm gettin' old.