The Ministry of Tourism of the Republic of Turonistan is proud to announce that the One-Thousandth Visitor to Turonistan has recently been welcomed.
The lucky winner will receive a free Carp-Pedicure at the Bishkek Spa and Resort.
Congratulations!
Contact:
Turk Turon, Minister of Tourism
17, Oloryannaya
Bishkek, Turonistan
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2 comments:
I wish it were me!
But I'd want the fishy-nibble foot love.
Meh.
I take it the Kyrgyzstan incursion was successful, then. Congratulations on your military adventurism!
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