Wednesday, August 13, 2008

"Rocky Horror" To Be Remade!

If the BBC says it, it's gotta be true!

Here are my casting suggestions:
Riff Raff – Johnny Depp
Columbia – Angelina Jolie
Magenta – Catherine Zeta-Jones
Brad – Leonardo di Caprio
Janet – Scarlett Johannsen
Eddie – Andrew Dice Clay
A Noted Criminologist – Michael Caine

But who will play Dr. Frank N. Furter, Tim Curry's part in the original?

Got it! John Travolta!

3 comments:

Breda said...

No! Sacrilege!

Turk Turon said...

It's astounding.
Time is fleeting.

phlegmfatale said...

Sacrilege!

Yes, was going to say that before I saw Breda's post.

BTW, I love the actor who played RiffRaff's unctuously discomfiting turn in the Drew Barrymore movie Ever After.