Beaver, Pennsylvania, that is.
That's the headline at the KDKA-TV website.
Better hurry, before the Senior Editor gets back from lunch.
UPDATE: Got a screen grab:
OK, let's get with the puns; I'll start: "Man, Sarah Palin can do anything!"
UPDATE: Oh, come on, people, get with the program! Here's another:
"My ex-wife could do that."
UPDATE: Do I have to do everything myself? OK, last one:
"Well, if you help me find the keys to my Jeep, we'll drive out of here!"
UPDATE: OK, just one more:
"I'd like to see a male candidate do that!"