Sunday, June 8, 2008

Where Is Turonistan, exactly?


6 comments:

Tam said...

Shouldn't Laramie be off to the east someplace?

Turk Turon said...

One must turn left at Albuquerque. Then Laramie is a little farther north.

Roberta X said...

I thought it was just of the triborough tunnel?

Turk Turon said...

The Lincoln tunnel connects Turonistan and Hoboqin. The Americans built it when they were here.

phlegmfatale said...

Thanks for making me howl (needed a good laugh) - any map featuring a state called "Turgid" is alright with me.

Turk Turon said...

Turgid is to Turonistan as New Jersey is to Hawaii. Just to give you an idea (shudder).

It's pronounced "tur-GHEED" by the natives.

Like it makes a difference. As George Carlin said, "'Shoot' is 'shit' with two 'o's'."