Mojo Bicycle Cafe

Where else can you find a bicycle repair shop that also serves a mean triple cappuccino? San Fran, naturally. Here's the write-up:

BEST COMBINATION SINCE CRACK AND HOOKERS

There are few combinations as simple and viscerally satisfying as reclining on the seat of your '74 Monte Carlo enjoying a $10 hummer and a puff or two on the glass dick. I mean, you gotta relax, right? However, it's all about trying new things, or putting together old things in new combinations. Like, picture this: the Monte Carlo is in the shop, and you're pedaling down the road on the Schwinn Varsity 10-speed you inherited from your pops. You realize two things: (1) This bike rides like shit, and (2) Damn, I picked a bad week to give up crack and hookers — I'm really gonna need some strong coffee before my head explodes. Mojo Bicycle Café has got you covered: you can have your ride wrenched on while you glug an expertly poured triple cappuccino, perhaps noshing on a salad or sandwich while you make small talk with your sponsor. If you decide to give up on the Schwinn, you can peruse the selection of bikes for sale, including the new line of city cruisers by Swobo.