ZACKENBERG RESEARCH STATION, GREENLAND — Claiming it to be one of the most dramatic and visible signs of climate change to date, researchers said Monday that receding polar ice caps have revealed nearly 200 clandestine lairs once buried deep beneath hundreds of feet of Arctic ice.
The story goes on to say that the receding ice has uncovered hundreds of lairs, hideouts, mad scientist laboratories, re-animated cavemen, lost flying saucers, highly classified military compounds (including the super-secret Area 52), secret fortresses, experimental stations for human-animal grafting, buried bunkers, Nazi occultists, hidden headquarters and underground complexes of psychotic criminal masterminds.
The Onion.
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