A few comments from the web:
"Is that a neutrino in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"The LHC is looking for the elusive Higgs Bosom."
Oh, Jeez, these things just write themselves, don't they?
Sadly, the domain "www.largehardoncollider.com" has been taken.
Good news, though! The domain "www.higgsbosom.com" is still available!